Ukubumbahoo

# - Do you speak English?
# - Yes!
# - Name?
# - Abdul Aziz.
# - Sex?
# ...- Three to five times a day.
# - No, no...I mean male or female?
# - Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
# - Holy cow!
# - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
# - But isn't that hostile?
# - Horse style, doggy style, any style!
# - Oh dear!
# - No, no! Deer run too fast...